China's internet celebrity and "top nude model" Zhang Xiaoyu has released a sex toy modeled on her nether regions that promises some of the best sex you'll ever have with a piece of plastic filled with electric bits.
The device is a small-scale model of Zhang’s back, buttocks and thighs with a prominent vibrating simulation vagina, coming in a pack complete with lubricant and nude photographs of Zhang. It costs 783 yuan.
The product page on the official Zhang Xiaoyu website claims the device is the “only one in the world’ to offer a “4D new orgasm experience” that literally “surpasses reality”. The device is capable of simulating vaginal muscle contractions, boasts of its lifelike texture, and comes with a prerecorded soundtrack of Zhang’s moans and cries of pleasure, which will “shout you to a pleasurable penetration”. It declares itself to be the “most realistic sex experience in the world” and allows you to “have sex with Zhang Xiaoyu to your heart’s content”.
But one thing don't change: Ah Tiongs and their unusual fondness for unshaven armpits. Check out these pictures of Zhang Xiaoyu.